No joke. I was over at my grandma's house for Thanksgiving with my huge family. My cousin, who saw the movie 9, took one look at my current school picture and started to laugh. I asked him what was so funny about it; I thought it was a good picture. He said that I looked like a human, girl version of 2. When I asked why, he basically said, while laughing, that it looked like I was about to say "Smashing!" after I smiled. He also said that my glasses made my eyes look round, almost optic-ish. My glasses aren't that thick, they're just dark gray. The metal started to shine because of the light from the camera.

Now, all my cousins call me 2. How smashing!