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Leave A MessageSherlock was galloping through his deductions when Lestrade’s phone rang.

“Hold on,” said Lestrade, and then paused. “That’s odd.”

He showed the display to John.

“Number withheld: please pass phone to Sherlock Holmes,” John read out.

“Don’t answer it!" shouted Sherlock.

John stared at him. “Is this something to do with Mycroft?”

Sherlock turned abruptly and strode away.

At the lab they bumped into Molly. Almost immediately her mobile rang.

“Um..?” she said gazing at the screen.

“Message for Sherlock Holmes?” asked John.

“Turn your p
Hetalia Writing Meme 9Choose 10 characters:

1. Russia
2. Japan
3. Canada
4. Lithuania
5. Britain
6. France
7. Greece
8. Prussia
9. Belarus
10. America

1) You wake up and open your eyes, immediately you see [6] before your eyes. What do you do?

France: *leaning over me a bit, smiling flirtatiously as always* Ah~ Bonjour, mon cher~ Did you sleep well?
Me: *not amused*.....Francis....What the FrUK are you doing in my room?
France: Honhonhon~ I 'eard you mumbling in your sleep, and decided to check it out. Some'zing about wanting your boyfriend to--
Me: *blushing hard, though thoroughly pissed off* You have 5 seconds to get out of here, before I frickin' murder yo
Happy HourWound up.

Clocked him.

Did time.
Morby infinito-Mira, Mordecai, compre esta nueva máquina del tiempo- dijo Rigby al entrar al cuarto con un nuevo aparato como el que se había destruido.
-Genial-dijo Mordecai
-Me dijeron que tenía un pequeño defecto, pero fue gratis, así que lo tome.
-Te amo Rigby
-¡Wow!

Mordecai y Rigby confesaron su amor el uno para el otro, se abrazaron y se dieron un beso de forma muy apasionada, pasaron el mejor momento de sus vidas.

-Desearía que esto volviera a repetirse- dijo Mordecai
-Tengo la solución- dijo Rigby

Rigby acciono su máquina del tiempo y regresó minutos atrás antes que Mordecai le confesara su amor.

-Mira, Mordecai, compre esta nueva máquina del
ForesightDebra Mae was an astonishingly good programmer.  

Her code always worked correctly the first time, and she never missed a deadline.  Her workspace was immaculate, but curiously devoid of personal effects.  No framed pictures, no toys, just her small collection of pens lined up according to color and an inbox for the occasional old-school paper input.

Her computer was equally immaculate.  Nothing extra on her desktop, no stray icons.  If one peeked at her browser history there’d be nothing there but work-related google searches and company stuff.

She dressed neatly but very plainly.  I suspected she had four dresses in her wardrobe an
Morby al reves, es decir, MarleenMargaret y Eileen se encontraban trabajando en la cafetería, pero como no había ningún alma alrededor empezaron a conversar.

-¿Quieres ir a mi departamento esta noche a jugar?- dijo Eileen
-No puedo esta noche, voy a ir a ver a Mordecai en el parque ahorita y lo voy a invitar a salir
-¿En serio?- dijo Eileen en un tono molesto

Eileen sabía que Mordecai el arrendajo era un chico cualquiera, que por más que saliera Margaret con él nunca se fijaría en su mejor amiga, solo la hacía pasar malos ratos por demostrar que ella existía para el plumífero.

-No vayas co
Where Did Indigo?blue Violet Green.

yellow Red: "Orange?"
60 For 60: The Boscombe Valley MysteryWhen I first began sharing lodgings with Holmes, I thought he had no interest in literature. I soon discovered this was not the case.

He was so enthusiastic about George Meredith’s work that he accepted an invitation to a function Meredith was attending.

“A fascinating man,” Holmes told me later. “His friend Conan Doyle was most offhand with me though.”
A Welcome Letter From DeathHello Claude.
I hope this letter finds you well. In fact I'm certain it will. See, you've managed to escape my icy grip once again, Claude. And I'm not pleased about that. Not one iota. That's the third time you've cheated me this month.
But I digress.
I'm not writing this letter to chastise you, Claude. Not at all. In fact, if anything, I should be congratulating you. It's rare indeed that someone of your ..... shall we say "intellect" ..... one-ups the Grand Reaper himself. (And remember, not just once; not twice; but three ..... count 'em ..... THREE times!) That's one highly impressive feat.
But in all seriousness, Claude. How DO you do it? I've tried to figure it out. I've watched and rewatched the video feeds; I've played them forwards, I've played them backwards; I've sped them up, I've slowed them down; I've run through them frame-by-oafish-frame and I just. Can't. Figure it out!
Now, the first time? I can understand that. I mean it happens all the time. Guy goes out with his f
TonyXReader: Texting Before TraningI saw someone do something like this with Marvel before and see what it's like.I'm testing this out All rights belong to that person who started this.
8:19 am Monday May 16th 2013
Tony: Ok, So what I'm gonna be bored for 6hrs?
 
You: Hey do you want me not to join shield?
 
Tony: Um, no I like you here and you're the only one who can calm Royal pants down and the Jolly green giant. But I don't see why I can't get you home schooled.
 
You: ?_? Now you wanna keep me hidden to yourself?
 
 
Tony: That would be nice, Besides it's great here.
 
You: Hey I didn't know I was talking to Loki! And when were you capable to have a Girlfriend with out having one nighters?
8:26 AM
 
Tony: -Sniffle- Well I'm sorry "Natasha"
 
You: Damn you beat me on that one.
 
Tony: Hurrah!
 
 
You: Great now you're Thor.
 
Tony: I bet I can hammer you better than he can.
 
You: Tony... Still not sleeping with you.
Mystery Of You
Shimmer Women Athletes
Volume 58

Victoria McKenzie vs Kana

As the bell sounded for Victoria McKenzie and Kana as the two women paced around the ring, the lankier McKenzie scowled and rolled her neck several times before the two locked up, Victoria slid under Kana's arm and locked in a rear waist-lock with a smug grin on her face as the former Shimmer Champion went to lift the smaller joshi star up for amature wrestling takedown, only for Kana to latch her legs around Victoria's long legs, taking advantage Kana suddenly rolled forward forcing Victoria to let go of the hold.

As Kana smirked slightly to the 6ft Australian, the notriously hot-
Canis Lupus Familiaris on Homo SapiensHomo Sapien and I may never see eye to eye, in part because eye level for me is his knee high. He walks on two awkward legs, and covers them in fur which is not his own. His paws are long and wide, but so useless he feels the need to conceal them. I have tried to teach him the value of walking on four legs, but he does not understand. Always, he yells, "Off, dog!" and shoves me, and, tail low and eyes bulging, I leave him be. Homo Sapien and I do not agree; he believes two legs is best. I have tried to walk on two legs, but it was so unbalanced, so awkward, so comparatively slow and inefficient, that I needed to lean on him for support. Alas,
hetalia and ninjago crossover thingylioyd: I BROKE THE TIME TRAVELOR THING-Y!
*ninjas goes back to hetalia*
---world war 1---
*ninjas appear behind bush*
*germany comes and tomato box appears*
germany:AFTER THAT STUPID TITANIC THINGY COMES WW1!
lioyd:he's green,dark-green to me.
italy(in tomato box):please don't open!
germany:SHOW YOURSELF!
jay: he's worse than sensei wu!
italy:*pops out of the tomato box*don't hurt me!
germany: u pretend to be nice? are you the desent of roman empire?
italy:IM HIS GRANDSON!
kai:let's go wherever they go.
all 4 ninjas:ok!
---more coming soon---
An Altercation Of Different GenerationsFriday Night Smackdown
17/5/13

Renee Young smiled brightly as the WWE Universe who were attending the Smackdown event were going to get a segment that four young talents had been pushing for as Renee said

"Please welcome my guest at this time. Damien Sandow" the Smackdown fans booed as 'The Intellectual Saviour' stepped into frame with his traditional patronising smug grin, dressed in his signature robe, the bearded man began to speak

"Thank you Renee, you can depart now" says Sandow shooing the blonde interviewer away as he started to speak

"Now I would like too-" Sandow was cut off by someone playing a guitar off screen, causing Sandow
Skype Isn't The Same As Being There Live
Melissa couldn't help but raise an eyebrow at her wife, who was muttering to herself about something that Mel couldn't make out.

"Sweetie, everything cool?" asks Melissa as Victoria looked at her wife, almost emotionless which geuninly disturbed Melissa, seeing the normally animated Victoria being so stoic scared her slightly

"Yeah..I'm good" replies Victoria sounding almost choked up as Melissa sighs softly

"This is about Shannon isn't it?" mentions Melissa in a caring tone of a mother talking to her child, Victoria's autism made her, at times anyway, come across as child-like.

With a heavy sigh Victoria nods saying "My family were there
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World Powers Pickup Lines

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Francesca: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Emerich: Wanna see my bratwurst? It's huge.

Hiro: -Mumbles- I've got a long katana. –Blushes-

Jane: I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

Edwina: Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

Francine: I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

Shen:  You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. Aiyah!

Ivan: I want to annex your territory. –Evil grin-

Elts: Option 1:  I'll treat you like I treat my homework. Slam you on my desk and do you all night long! –Wink- Option 2: I'd like to play on your laptop.

Liene: I'm s-shaking because my heart wants to p-pop out of my chest and be with you…

Liutas: Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Tobiasz: They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.

Pru: Is it spectacular in here, or is that just me?

Candace: Hi! Wanna go back to my place and watch Doctor Who?

Francois: Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Tatiana: Girls don't need pickup lines. We have boobs.

Olga: You're the best-looking man here. I want your sperm so we can make superior children.

Katalin: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

Edward: I want to visit your Netherlands.

Paula: Like, here I am! What were your other two wishes?

Fiske: -Blushes- Wanna see my Swedish meatballs?

Taaveti: You are what I want for Christmas!

Ingveldur: You made my heart erupt like Eyjafjallajökull.
  
Peder: You made my cold heart melt. You're special.

Thorbjorn:  I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you

Carlos: I've got a churro…

Ludwika: Your voice sounds like Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata. Godly.

Diederick:  You're sweeter than Swiss chocolate.

Toren: Are you a magic mushroom, because you're making me grow!

Hyun-Shik: I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
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Haha,I was bored today, so I somehow started looking up pickup lines, XD. A lot of them fit the 'World Powers' characters, so I made a list of them.

Note: This doesn't include all the characters, but I didn't want to make this too long, so I might make another one later.

My favorites are Liutas's, Ivan's, Liene's, Elts's, Ingveldur's, and Edward's, XDD.

Haha, Pru is such a narccissist, XDD.

*All the characters belong to me*
The pickup lines do not, XD.
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~GreyscaleRainbowXx Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ffffffff I love these.....pickup lines are fun, especially when they are hilariously cheesy.
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~bookworm555 Aug 21, 2012   Writer
I know! I sort of want to draw a comic with the characters saying these. (Or valantines that I can pass out to people. [At least the non-pervy ones, XDD])
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~GreyscaleRainbowXx Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD HAhahahaha!! Or just pics of the characters with a Valentine's theme with the lines on the card.
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~bookworm555 Aug 30, 2012   Writer
Since I'm lazy, I'll go with Valentine's Day-themed pictures, XD.
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~GreyscaleRainbowXx Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sounds good! :3
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~bookworm555 Aug 31, 2012   Writer
...Liutas's will be hilarious to write; it'll take up so much space! XDD
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~loveatstake615 May 31, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh, Shen.. LOL i love these!
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~bookworm555 May 31, 2012   Writer
Haha, thanks! ^_^
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~wheeljackpwnz May 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
These just killed me! Favorites:

1. BATMAN. YES PLEASE :D

2. Cruciatus Curse. Bahahaha!!!

3. Elts Opt. 1. Enough said.

4. Liutas. Oooof COURSE.

5. "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Why actually, it kinda do... :iconfaintingplz:

6. Somebody's straightforward. *coughOlgacough*

7. Ingveldur, what did you say? I don't understand jargon. "I-it's Icelandic." o.O Sorry!

8. Churros? Yay! :D W-wait... Oh. :iconlookofdisapprovalplz:

9. Moonlight Sonata~ I love that piece~! <3

10. ...What if I have small boobs...? Then they'd have no gravitational p-- Never mind. :iconsnapeleavesplz:


:iconilavplz: These made my day before it even started. Thank you!
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~bookworm555 May 26, 2012   Writer
Your comment made my day!! Thank you so much for the awesome (and hilarious) commentary!

Haha, all of those are my favorites, too!

Pfft, Liutas's was perfect for her personality, XD.

I know Elts's first one is supposed to be something a guy would say, but I couldn't resist, XDD. It was perfect for her!

Haha, you can take the churro one any way you want, XDD. (Because this character also makes them and passes them out at random times, XD.)

I love Moonlight Sonata too!

Haha, XDD.

I'm so glad you liked these!
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